The following is written partially under the influence of..so many things, but mostly dominated by healthy well-being from consuming some kind of crazy ditch weed.:)

The Source

@MESTERKIF is a cool cat, covered several times before on my blog and a vendor who deals in high quality hash, great hash, edibles and cocaine (pretty damn good too, IIRC.) Delivery was prompt and temptation to consume immediatly extreme, as always :)

The Goods

Previously I tried his Super Skunk, it came vacuum packed, and therefor the buds feel, and are, packed densely. which means it looks like this somewhat less perfect as far as shape goes, but notthat bad, and any dount terpenoid weaponz dispells any notion of as you are unpacking Critucal Kush fit for those bags i used to nick from the candy store that say “Bags of joy”.

I feel a good, sane and meaningles rant is needed so you do not hurt yourself taking in the imagery, or I could just be pissing someone. :) And that rant is here, at the end, because spatial concepts have strong meaning I clearly treat as voluntary to adhere to.

On a side note how do people claim to be focused on m mental health keep a straight face denying how insane it is that they think horrible things and make shitty deals rain on consumers, because everyone enjoys a good dose of state powered absolute hroseshit, but I would like to hear them tell me I imagine this:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7324885/

Because I would calmly explain that they have been imaging all that reefer madness level crap, and know, x-mas presents for out of the blue billing me 15k, which i guess is the price and fee for the pleasure of having cops come here at their behest to yet again demonstrate no police work was done, and 3 times in a row, and if history repeats, I willhave beat my personal best: 3 un-defined arbitrary waits which and thi is norwegian law, is longer than 5 years, or lifetime, There is no record on any books of their Laq that allows for indefinite suspension, but I have two and I am sure a third is coming - and nobody even has proof, which is a legal term and means not some psycho DPS sado grandma’ behest.

Luckily, I managed to score some exsluive weed ***** shots :)

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Now, this weed is a bit heavier than the legendary super skunk, which puts me on mad creative mood. I choose use a dry-herb vape, especially for weed. You get all the good bits; the flavours, the smell, and hard hittng bake without smoke or stench that never goes away. The Super Skunk scored high on all the mark that mattters )it is jusr as good even though it gets vacum packed. It tasted amazing, gave a great buzz and was extremely fairly priced.

Welp, my x-mas is officially 2 weeks just stupid luxury

So not to give the impression there is even vail of sanity here:

Even if i did not secure amphetamine sulfat that does require 0.5g doses and test flight of DMT product First thing on my list to totally not explain remotely close how spaceblown 12 minutes, given good quality new DMT stock is about to be unleashed and in x.mas clearly that means y0 wtf, amanita mascaria? RAIN DEER WILL ***** YOU FOR PEE! Also you might die, DMT just takes you there without imminent death in agonizing pain being something you can even process tripping super balls. First day of this fun sybstance not cut to levels only ever seen when sweden has angered the speed gods who make the Polisen prove they are not evil, but also still charge kilogram weight if only sub 10%, which I think is excellent, cuz why would you not just have 1kg actual amphetamine. WTF ever made them think bull ball red ball sauce was good idea? Frankly, you cut shit beyond insanity and yet trust that cell phone company online did not sell you a load of BS only gullable techretards would getm howeverm surely it must be illegal for american authorties to sell spy devices in our countrym a place were cops know all criminal acts to ***** suspects up must be outsourced to swedish SSI agents,  WHICH CLEARLY IS NOT CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT FEIKBUIOUS ACTS, CUZ LIKE, KRIPOS BORROWS SOME ASSETS AND  KNOWS THEY  WILL BREAK LAWS TO  PUT PHJEAR OF  OUTLAW  LEO  GROUPS FRAMING FOLKS WITH ILLEGALLY US IMPORTED COCAINE THAT DENMARK TOLD THEM ***** NO 

….and rewind to .. a state passing for sanity

I cannot explain the joy of the terpenoid scent that screams y+u+me+good times. And shockingly accurate too.

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This weed costs slightly more, not a lot, but it is totally worth it. Smooth, tasty vapor has filled my lungs and shortly after exhaling it hits… Mhm, mhmmmm. Nothing is quite as good as a good bake. It is Unique. After quitting smoking it toook a while before i started prefering dryherb vaping when it comes to weed. these days i think it is the best. Well, I have for a while. Everyone should get a dry-herb vaporiser. Simply the best way to enjjoy weed and nature’s gift of a good bake.

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While I regrettably have not tried @medisinhuset’s og @panda’s weed, I think this is a pretty good bang for my buck. It is smooth, tasty, the high is a real laid back chill high. Kush typuically are indica dominated, something the high makes very evident :) It’s lovely.

So there is no reason to dispair because the buds arrives a little compressed, for safe shipping.

That’s done for your safety and shipping purposes, @mesterkif is rarely slow on shipppng product; Usually you have it in days. You are really smoking this:

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Are you high, yet? I am:)

Conclusion

If you love good weed like me, but don’t want to pay 200-250 NOK / g and stuff, this is the spot, great stuff and reasonable price, wether you are into weed or cocaine, cocaine freebasers and snorters alike will love. You can find @Mesterkif @ [email protected]. Start by exchanging public keys.

- Dr.Gonzo

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