The Source

@Padre has dabbled in darknet stimulant sales for about 8 years, predating my return to this shit hole by more than a year. During this time amphetamine sulfate quality has been in steady decline, and very ironically, Cocaine HCl purity has sky-rocketed. The single most stable and reliable vendor, PERIOD. If you are looking for amphetamine sulfate or MDMA (or Cocaine when he occasionally takes in a brick) THIS is the source. Amphetamine looks to be coming back in a big way now, though. Despite some ups and downs!:) Pader occasionaly hasa cannabis goods, when he does get in on that action!:) See Vendors for contact information. Weak sauce competitors think they can de-throne this rock-solid guys, lulz.

The Goods

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Dude (& dude_ettes), there is reason why I keep coming back to Padre for my amphetamine needs; no there are several reasons. He is quality & customer satisfaction oriented and generally a cool cat who rarely looses his cool. The few times he has, he has been more than justified: Scammers and competition constantly trying to ***** him over is bound to hot a nerve, but he rises above it by doing what he does best: Supply the best available, mainly amphetamine & MDMA, but like a O.G. occasionally takes in a brick of coke as pure as snow. I remember the last time he did so: Pretty much Forcing price down and quality up across the board. I like to think I played a a small part in that because of my numerous reviews of vendors’ cocaine offers where I have time and time a again calculated the purity to within a few percent of GC/MS lab testing - Cocaine lends itself to easy kitchen table chemistry”, but the fact is he is the king of stimulant sales for over 8 years for a reason; no several reasons, like the reasons I just laid out. If he gets a bad batch, he insists on replacing it, which is going above & beyond in the illicit drug game.

While amphetamine is generally is a joke here, he consistently has the best goods at the best price, and this stuff I am doing and show & tell on here was nothing short of amazing! God damn I enjoyed this FINE, his finest, amphetamine, Such a joy to consume, quickly delivered as usual. I wish he would focus on ICE, but he has his reasons for not dabbling in that particular drug, and I respect that so please don’t bother asking. On the plus side he occasionally takes in amazing cannabis (loved his last hash!) products.Mary-Jane is, always will be, my first true chemical romance. Given the choice between meth and quality cannabis, good cannabis will win every time.

To say getting his shipments puts a smile on my face is to put it mildly: It is always a treat!

Just look at this: mhhhmmm!

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It has the consistency I powdered sugar and the feels like warm pussy, which is pretty frickin’ lovely!:) You don’t need a lot to get high, you stay high! And it laaaaasts (a lot longer than most of you do when pussy is riding you!:).

Coming back from Japan where the Yakuza clan who invited me to discuss funding a live-test of V3 (V3 was the working name), the Oyabun (Oyabun == clan boss) described it as just the venom needed; so I desided to name it V3NOM. They supplied me with the finest ICE on the planet and the funniest thing: Japan, has god damn, sublime Nepalese hash directly imported from Nepal. Two of my favorite things: ICE & Cannabis. Coming back to use dog shit racemic amphetamine in Norway sucks - but Padre makes it less sucky!

I gave 0.2g to a friend to shot up, he is an occasional IV user, and had to stop before he had emptied the pump,and he normally shoots 0.25g - a full pump). The way it hit him made me wanna try to junk it, but I don’t play with needles, besides it will hit you almost as hard with a decent dose orally if you can just give yourslef 20-30 minutes and not rush to snort of junk for instant high (I parachute 0.25g - 0.3g:). My nose does not like anything but air, but this was surprisingly nice to bump.

In my recent trip to Japan We smoked ice in fancy glass water bongs. We smoked fiiiine nepalese hash pure, in wooden pipes smeared on screens in layers in the bath houses in the evenings, while super cute Japanese girls were washing us. Believe me, when 1-2 cute Japanese girls are washing every inch of butt-naked you lovingly, as you are high on ice, winding down on Etizolam and excellent Nepalese hash, it is hard not to get a a boner. They washed every inch, thoroughly, too. They were often available for “full service”, too, barely had any clothes on, just tiny almost see-through Kimono’s, too. I have girl and I love her to death. she completes me. If that weren’t the case I would have *****ed my way through every one the bath houses they took me to and probably broken those petite little things with the amount of ICE in my system and monster boner you get *****ing on ICE - but I digress.

The fact that I can describe Padre’s “finest” like warm pussy having just come home from a trip like that, says a lot; back from the land that invented ICE, it speaks volumes a it when I can say this stuff is as lovely as warm *****ing pussy.

Norway does not have Chiitan but it does have el Padre! Trust me, you want to click that youtube link (or this link, it is the funniest shit & well crack you up.

Surprisingly, while comparatively rare, Norway has excellent ice mostly found in the closed Thai-scene, 99.2%-100% pure crystal meth, according to the “Narcotics” statistics produced byt Kripos crimelab, publihsed by the Police every year. That is purer than I every made with the P2P-Methylamine, a reaction that yields 100% if you measure everything up correctly, but calculating the moles is cumbersome, so the best I ever made and labtested maxed out 93%. This is the reaction made famous in Breaking Bad, and ironically a small detail it *****ed up made Walter White, Heisenberg, lose credibility as a chemical genius already in season 2.

In fact they have a mandate to do this 2 times a year, but i you go read them and start around 2014->2023 you will notice that suddenly purity of _Everything_ sky rockets, with 2 exceptions - they just get more plentiful an cheap! In other words, it read like they are loosing the war worse year after year and it makes them depressed having to publish scientific data showing how badly they are losing the “war” on drugs.

Pancaking it reveals a uniform powdered sugar kind of consistency - sulfates are very fine salts and racemic molecules do not build crystaline structures as the mirror-image molecules do not stack:

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It smells vaguely of AAPAAN-P2P /P2P made sloppy, leaving behind APAAN, biproducts & P2P, which when reacted to become Amphetamine inherits the smell of “almonds” and ends up “flowers”) but if you let it sit or just start chopping it, the vague, fishy smell of AMPHETAMINE takes over, and then I know I am in for a good time!

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99% of users who snort does not understand wha the concept of the nasal RoA: Hitting the thing membrane in the lover 2/3 of the nose wall because there is a massive network of thin veins that feeds blood directly to the brain, and instead they line up a line like this, and snorth it in one god, thus ending up with most of it in their mouthes encapsulated in slime causing tooth roth, dry mouth, eating problems: Lines aree made because they ‘re easeir to xhop since credit cards typically are useed, razorblade lesss so as most people carry cards not blades - the next step is splitting it up into bump sized piles, which is what yoou snort - preferably a few seconds a part so the sulfate amphetamine gets absorbed into the membrane lining the bottom 2/3 of the nsoe has a network of veins leaidng str8 yo ubti the brain. You are better off parachuting than snorting long lines since most the line will mis the mark get absorbed by saliva and eventually swallowing it after a round trip into the mouth, bringing problems I just mentioned

I recently tasted @greitype’s amphetamine and it sucked, cut to dog shit. This stuff, unlike that street mix from greitype, dissolves nicely, gives you a warm lovely high you can enjoy without burning your nose off.

Padre. YTMD! Thanks as always, shopping with you has been a pleasure for 8 years, and I hope another 8 years to come! The warez speak for themselves. It is not for nothing he is the longest running quality amphetamine dealer on the Norwegian Darknet!:)

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Gracias, don Padre!

Conclusion

What are you waiting for? GET IT WHILE IT IS HOT! I only buy speed from Padre, and so such should you! Padre will make you a good deal, he wants your business permanently and he is always helpful, smiling even as super high spooks try to order more super bad super highs! This hash is worth EVERY PENNY! This speed, thank ***** @padre stepped up the amphetamine game, but that is what he does The Oxford dictionary says so: Padre; p-a-dr-e; vendor; Quality is what he does.. See, told you. Dude brings a brick of yayo and quality is forced into the stratosphere, that is some O.G. GANGSTER shit! He is, in my eyes, the single most stable, reliable and long standing vendors - This will be my 8th year shopping here, I am never left wanting!;) I highly recommends giving @padre your business. I do not know a single person who has regretted doing just that! Just look at me (pretty, amirite?:), or better yet, at Vendors for contact information!:)

- Dr.Gonzo

I would tell scam clown alto to blow me, but I am scared his stupid is contagious.