The inmates run this asylum.

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There is an area of the mind that could be called unsane
beyond sanity, and yet not insane. 
Think of a circle with a fine split in it. 
At one end there's insanity. 
You go around the circle to sanity, and on the other end of the circle, 
close to insanity, but not insanity, is unsanity

Welcome to unsanity incarnate.

I’m normally high as fuq when I blog, ‘nuff said? If not I’ll sum it up real short for you in this license:

This site contains:

  • Writings about mentally disturbed & deranged subjects, often in a mentally deranged state.
  • Reviews on my ventures into the wonderful world of psychoactive substances.
  • Reviews of reliable vendors of alternative substances, Good drugs are a human right, it’s our minds, not theirs.
  • The odd interesting show to consume.
  • Good reads on hacking, history, chemistry, drugs, medicine, misc. madness, etc.
  • General bitching. Cheaper than a shrink and safer than pod casting. (Sorry, Joe:)
  • Maybe some deranged trips down the hacking rabbit hole. How deep does it go, Alice?
  • Harm reduction information.
  • I do not sell anything, including my subjective reviews on .. things. So stop looking for products .txt .php, etc.

If you are in anyway not OK with that, then GTFO ASAP. If you are working with law enforcement in any capacity - public or private - spooks included - you are now notified the content contained herein is covered under the GONZO license, copy available upon request, and every single bit of it is covered under it. Licensed under civil law (as in I can sue you) not criminal law, for purposes of suing LEO & co:). LEO & Co are subject to a 1000 BTC entry fee to view said licensed material or leave right after reading this. :) .. for your own mental safety…and my physical safety. I mean, mentally unstable *****s with loaded guns and a license to shoot? ***** off!. :) Funny how simply owning an firearm increases your chances of death by like 80%. Ironic, for an instrument of self protection to be the overwelming part of white, male gunshot fatalities in the US is via suicide, no? That said, these asylum rules apply wether or not you carry one.

I take absolutely no responsiblity for anyone’s drain bamage, err, brain damage, use or misuse of the content contained herein, or liability for breach of the GONZO license, whatsoever.. All exploration, use of any information - or misinformation - contained herein in is done so at your own perill, regardless of whom you are or represent. The GONZO license, in full glorious detail, is available upon request via GPG email, provided in the /about page. My email address is encoded in the public key, simply import it into GPG! Always use GPG when communicating with me as clear text emails are automatically trashed!

Update

By popoular demand you can reach the site, using a TOR enabled browser @ https://tinyurl.com/drgonzodiaries . It will redirect here. If you get a “Connection timed out” error, simply hit reload. Also added a warning if you have javascript on - it’s not needed and TOR design makes it potentially extremely dangerous.

Why so serious!? :]

-Dr.Gonzo

Dr.Gonzo's Divine Magical Trip w/ @Northern_Ventures' DMT

Buena amfetamina del padre

Greitype Ksalol Alprazolam!! ... and shit amphetamine.

Padre REAL speed + m-m-m-m-d-d-d-mmmm-a-a-a-a-a-

Greitype static drysift + weed sample

The Diaries of Dr.Gonzo hits 2 MILLION article loads! WTF!@#

Padre & the hunt for good speed; or why he is the best 8 years running!

Pro-tip! Padre, 007 cannabis connoisseur! Top shelf Dry-sft hash & locally grown Weed!

Dorknet Markets NO Exclusive

Batman, Arkham Asylum Meds. Speed surprise, Xanax/Diaz/Clonazepam/Tapentadol/Lyrica/ + 2C-B & hash to put deranged minds right!

Mesterkif & la chica de Medellin + Guests dry-sift hash & Nepalese charas

The untold spying (by USA) scandal & incompetence in Norway's Gov + Police branches

The effects of Kefir (as in milk) on ADHD

US FDA has forced DEA to reschedule marijuana down from Sched. I -> III. Another historic move after MDMA, LSD & Psilocybin also was.

The Catch 22 of Marijuana research

Padre, brown paper packages tied up with string, these are a few of my favourite things

Dr. Gonzo explains how to beat drug sniffing dogs + x-ray machines.

Padre Steps up the Amphetamine game!

BlissedOut, If you wanna ride, ride the white horse.

The High End Wax / Rosin. OMG!;)

Greitype - Super Lemon Haze hash.

Padre Amphetamine & Nearly clear MDMA crystals!

Chaos Communication Congress 37C3 - PwnDbg, PwnTools Side Channels & more

Mesterkif lovely hashish. Soft Marroc & Manali Creamish types

The switch to ultra secured Hardened BSD

Candyflip with a mushroom twist!

Padre - Potent Racemic Amphetamine sulfate (APAAN-P2P-Leuckart still, though).

NSA Ghidra & THe Ghidra Book; A trip down the rabbit hole.

Mesterkif super cocaine & MDMA. A freebased review.

Føykjen - CRYSTALINE METHAMPHETAMINE!@$# ;)

Greitype - Arubindo 2mg Xanax + Critical Mass weed + Metiozene "oxymorphone" tablets (safe use howto)

Padre that yellow, that mellow; Amphetamine

greitype - Critical Mass & Esketamine

TIT 4 TAT; The Mushroom Microdosing Diary - Part 1

10g Liberty Caps & some Tesla XTC

TheChemist - Critical kush!

Deciphering AmPhEtAmine

Greitype - Good opiates!

padre - DL-Amphetamine sulfate - how to smell shitty Leuckart cooks from BMK aka P2P via APAAN route - APAAN-P2P-Leuckart or why some amphetamine smells like weird almond like flowers . ;)

greitype - greixtc - g00d timez!

Greitype - still great (AUROBINDO?:;) xanax!;)

Padre, smooth amphetamine + untreated amphetamine + my gonzo baked tripple-solvent treatment.

Føykjen, Amphetamine. Cooking with Dr.Gonzo; washing + rebasing to amphetamine hydrochloride w/ amphetamine base & HCl picture.

Mesterkif. Back once again with renegade master; Cocaine, Amphetamine & hash

KratomNorge fit and slim w/ amphetamine.

KratomNorge DMT. Trippin' ballz w/ Dr.Gonzo

TheChemist, Maryjane I love you. White Widdow & Silver Haze

How authorities, say, the french, who passed, this insane law, could takeover your device. Part 1; The USIM.

Medisinhuset Mad Meds. HQ hash & cocaine.

Superspeeda Speed, LIberty Caps, Lyrica, sobril & ksalol

Føykjen speed

greitype - fke "ICE" & fake "xanax" + ez "household" chemical spot test for meth so we can end this fake ice bullshit

Thechemist Amnesia Haze, Lemon Haze & Black Diamond!

Thechemist 9-Me-BC

Padre Speed III

KratomNorge Speed Comparison

padre - speed

drhampr - Magic Changa

padre - mhmmmmmmddddddm-m-m-aaaaaaa

Greitype - Great Xanax!

TheChemist Gorilla Runtz, Death Star O.G, edible cookie & gummy

Mesterkif Mundipharma OxyContin 80mg!

Mercure Live Resin. *****- I am sooooo baked!

Cocaine, The BASE-OFF II, PIPE DREAMZ, Mesterkif vs Mercure vs Medisinhuset

Anteaters hash washing technique

Medisinhuset delivers medicine with my cocaine order!

Thank ***** for Padre. AMPHETAMINE IS BACK, BABY!@#

European Processor Designed for Use in Space

How Microsoft names threat actors

Intercept and Inject; DNS Response Manipulation in the Wild

DJ Tiesto has a new album out! Tiesto - Drive

The Linux Kernel Module Programming Guide

faulTPM; Exposing AMD fTPMs' Deepest Secrets

Mesterkif's bayern & liza hash & s-ketamine shards

Mangoo, ksalol 1mg loose weight.

Real-time quantum error correction beyond break-even

Generative Agents; Interactive Simulacra of Human Behavior

FreeBSD 13.2 Released

OpenBSD 7.3 Released

DMT; Neural Network Modulation of Ayahuasca.

Spyware vendors use 0-days and n-days against popular platforms

DMT (Ayahuasca) Profound Impact Revealed In Brain Scans

Mesterkif "el caballo" Cocaine. Cooking yayo with @jajo

It Turns Out Moderate Drinking Is not Good For Your Health, New Study Finds

FDA says Acetaminophen (paracetamol) one of the most dangerous drugs on the market

Gordon Moore Died

Msab The Swedish Cellebrite

Hackers Drain Bitcoin ATMs of \$1.5 Million By Exploiting 0-Day Bug

Drhampr has candy shop, let me show you what he has got. Rohypnol, Xanax, MDA, LSD & DMT.

Greengiant Monster Weed - so baked i forgot the strain name. Sweet ZZ x Gorilla Glue

Padre M-m--m_Mm-M-MM-d-d-d-d-mmmm-aaaaaah

GreenGiant Gummy bears & watching Joe Rogan's Triggered bit on them

Cobolt. Weed and Cocaine.

THCSERVICE - Cocaine.

THCSERVICE Ksalol Alprazolam

Foykjen La mousse

Føykjen and the viking raid on Medellin. Cocaine.

Kudelski Nagra (nagraaudio). Real spy hardware A credit card bug.

Mrs.Oxana Xanax-mas gift 1 pack UpJohn/Ṕfizer 2MG bars + 1MG - eecho ;)

Føykjen Viking Warez. Hash + Cocaine

Yayo w/ jajo. Cocaine+base use+why+prod. (Iran-Contra Justice.gov)

The Quantum Atlas

Bye, bye, 2048-BIT RSA. Breaking RSA with a Quantum Computer.

drhampr. How deep does the DMT hole go, Alice?

New years round up. 2cb + me, 2cb + we in the year of Cocaine.

Beej's Guide to C Programming. It is never to late to be awesome.

Panda. OMG. Panda, OMG- panda has amphetamine sulfate, ready2go.

Mesterkif Sensimilla Critical Kush Weed. Mhmmm

A paper on Blind Signatures for Untraceable Payments (1982)

RSA Co-Inventor Prof. Ronald Rivest; Computer Science Lecture (R in RSA, 2021)

TripSit Drug Interaction Chart. Long overdue. Check your polydrug combos here.

Spooky action at distance; AI unmasks anonymous chess player, posing privacy concerns.

The 90's & irc.netsplit.org called DNMsNO and wanted their uptime stats back!

Falling down the K-hole; Space-Ketamine [Esketamine] & Oxydolor 40 MG from Mrs.Oxana

GreenGiant's Full Spectrum 1 ML vape carts; Quality time w/ Mary-Jane

Medisinhuset - the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse (2C-B, S-Ketamine, Cocaine, "speed")

EU certified cannabinoid testing labs

Mrs.Oxana. Chilling like a super villain with my girlz Alpragen and Oxy

Operation Dirty joint, w/ ingrdients sourced from Padre & Mesterkif

The need for panda-speed

Mesterkif's BlowUp Cocaine

5g norwegian Psilocybe semilanceata tea

@kratomnorge - S-Ketamine & 2MG Roche rohypnol

Best in test; 700 NOK cocaine alternatives

All the time. It's called mescaline. It's the only way to fly.

Padre's reasonably priced magnificent cocaine

''panda's'', ''amphetamines''

''panda'' Royal Clown Cola (1) & Cocaine (2)

Break on through, break on through to the other side, DMT marathon.

Pappakroppen Afghan skunk & "mephedrone"

Mesterkif cocaine. Welcome to the jungle baby, we've got fun & games

Littavalt Sacred Changa. Xanga- the magic blends + simple, reliable ways of use.

White & Green Borneo Kratom from KratomNorge. lovely extras with my 100g Red Bali Order! ;)

Greitype. Excellent benzos, calming nerve via balls of steel to pull of insanely audacious things

Padre de los sueños. MMM-m-m--mm--d-d-d-d-a-a-AAAAA + amphetamine :)

MESTERKIF - THE MEDICINE MAN - KNALLTILBUDET PÅ KREMHASJ DE SOM IKKE TOK KAN ANGRE SEG IHJEL PÅ! =]

Crystal Meth S-Ketamine - a.k.a. cocaine from outer space - My favorite molecule versions, too. Dextro & Sin =]

Flora has new and pretty damn decent warez sticky icky hash and new decent amph!

KratomNorge, Red Bali, White Maeng Da, Green Malay, Gold Maeng Da, Red Horn

Mesterkif's master brain busting brownies ;)

Malibu weed will fry your circutry ;)

LSD-25, MDMA tabs & 2CB. The Elements of life.

Droneswarm harasses US NAVY, inventors of TOR

e2e encrypted databases

SPECTRE attacks against Apple M1 and other ARM devices

Safe cracking

asswipe amfetamin vs flora amfetamin

Ready rock, crack, freebase - what is the difference? nothing.

hertzbleed, new timing attack against TOR SSL/TLS

Hash. mesterkief vs flora

Mrs.Oxana OC80

CRYSTALINE METHAMPHETAMINE

The Cocaine BASE-OFF, @mrs.oxana vs @mesterkif vs @nabolaget vs MR."X"

New TAILS release fixes Tor Browser JS 0day

Flora, Special-K, Hash, Cocaine & Benzofury (6-APB)

Knowing me is banable offense @ dnmsno

Dr.Gonzo's opium mocca coffee

The Gonzo Diaries has reached 1 million article views!

A note about dying & not letting loved ones die alone. JRE 1797 w/ Josh Barnett

RSA is fragile and thus not ideal for security or GPG, etc.

US House Passes Bill to Decriminalize Marijuana, bill sent to the Senate

Hacking Samsung for fun and profit 2

Hacking Samsung for fun and profit 1

NodeBB zeroday

Stanislav Grof interviews Dr. Albert Hofmann (1984)

Mercure's Sunday Driver vape carts

Mercure's THC Wax + Shatter

Padre's acetone cleansed amphetamine sulfate

CBD & cannabinoids helps protect against covid19 + OTC working c19 self-defense

Ketorax, a love letter of sorts, to my favorite opiate.

Chaos Communication Congress 2021 hacking conf (CIA op. KUDO revealed + NSO + Onion things)

Why shipments by mail sometimes takes long - answered

Cellebrite update, police phone decryption capablities

Scary intro 2 Palantir surveilence, using your facebook data+more.

Investment tip; GERMANY IS LEGALIZING IN 2 WEEKS!@# :)

Greengiant'S excellent medicinainal quality products, their buds, my joy. ;)

Cops ***** civil rights, ransacks 950 ppl @subway station under false pretences.SHameful, as the results

Hunting NSO Pegasus Commercial Spyware. Dissapointment wear many a face.

Everyone's favorite serial killer, Dexter is back!

Padre's MDMA given 2 a couple I know. 1 of them is dying.Wanted 2 let them really connect

Godishuset sets gold standard 4 benzo sale, posts EC lab analysis

GrreenGiant, let's just say they were not kidding about their oils thickness!

007, No time to die (odd time to release;)

PowerPuff 1mg Ksalol generic Xanax

Mercure GHB & Lyrica

PBS NOVA, father of all science showsm, The Cannabis Question.

Another, long awaited of issue of every alphabet soup's wet dream is out, Phrack '#70'

NordiskeApoteket1 Give-away coke

Nexpress Cupra hashish

Nexpress al'noor hashish

Nexpress King Hassan hashish

Mycodad Powdered Golden Teacher Magic Mushroom

Nexpress (expired) Subutrex 8mg Buprenorphine tablets

Nexpress afghan style hash

Billions is back! Arguably best show of it's kind!

GreenGiant, definitely not canned corn. Excellent oilz for cooking & vaping!;)

Powerpuff, N-N,DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE. Enough said.

MakkaRonny's Properly finished amphetamine product & hash

FHE: Making DarkMarkets nearly impossible to bust, investigate or convict.

New Archer season is out!

By popular demand I have setup a TOR invite-only jabber/XMPP server

Protonmail improved, wihtout JS, slow, clunky web. Powerful, yet so clean & easy

A monk of Hare Krishna gives Dr.Gonzo a gift of harmony

Skadereduksjonssentralen dry ampethamine sulfate.

NExpress Kashmir Gold

PowerPuff's superb vape carts. Brice & reliabe speedy delivery!

NExpress Cocaine

The cleaning of NorskNarkotika speed:A horror story.

cumstain-gaga:troll som ødelegger tråder ved løgn og bitching når jeg beviser dem knuselig hardt feil

Cocaine chemistry. How to get rid of ALL impurities through acid-base-acid recrystalization.

California is decriminalizing DMT, Psilocybin, etc (fine text = legalization) JRE 1678 w/ Michael Pollan

NorskNarkotika amphetamine sulfate + proper cleaning procedure

PowerPuff Cocaine + 30MG IR Adderall

Narcotraficante's excellent Lima hash

Notes On Coca

NorskNarkotika DRY AMPHETAMINE sulfate!

PowerPuff Trainwreck THC vape cartridge! :)

NGINX <1.20 off-by-one remote heap exploit

Mercure coke dissapoints, hash was A++, DMT too, what little there was

Dr.Gonzo's Cocaspray: Better, safer, stealthier & less wasteful way be 'Coco4cocopuffs'

What to do when LEO *****s up your sunday. Drugs, of course.

El Padre dry amphetamine sulfate

Diplomis Lyrica

NarcoTraficante Super Skunk and hash samples

Dr.Gonzo & The Special-K twins: The girls from Ipanema, Andromeda.

From zero to amphetamine hero: The Gonzo treatment of brown paste into pure white sulfate powder

In memoriam: Hacker Dan Kaminsky (42) Has died

Mercure's N,N-Dimethyltryptamine + Dr.Gonzo's DMT vape guide:)

Mercure HQ Coke

Sun is shining, baked, happy times: mercure hash & O.G. Kush vape kit

The Gonzo Diaries passes 100k unique page loads!

Mercure vape cartridge

Mercure: Pablo's long lost personal stash of cocaine.

Cellebrite Hacking Tools Sold To Bangladesh Police Unit Known For Human Rights *****s

TestkitsNorge.no bekymringer

Tollensoverskuddslager: Punisher xtc + 2cb = oreo punisher = magic madness :)

Tollensoverskuddslager: tørket hvit amfetamin.

*****ing out smoking for good.

Tollensoverskuddslager white amphetamine paste

Godishuset's Columbian cocaine

Det Norske Market: A buffet of security holes

How LEO cracks Truecrypt & Veracrypt + how to generate secure keys

Be good or be good at it

Goodstoff Hash Ksalol Amf

Diazepam e-chill juice

Narco Wars.

Hamilton's Pharmacopeia.

Trafficked w/ Mariana Van Zeller.

Dextroamphetamine Hydrochloride. :)

TollensOverskuddsLager Amphetamine.

LEO & Co's Cellebrite UFED: Supported Apps decoding list.

Dear LEO.

Godishuset's hash: Dry-vaping, juice making & vaping.

Peppermint Diazelirium.

Godishuset's Amfetamin.

(Meth)Amphetamine Thoughts.

Mercure's Mount Fiji 120ug LSD x 2... x 2.

Mercure's Golden Teacher, Lemontek style.

En Gonzoguide til å gjøre TOR litt sikrere mot hacking-teknikker.

Acetaminophen / Paracetamol lulz.

Dr.Gonzo's Dirty Dalgona.

Hunter S. Thompson Audiobooks & miscellaneous.

Place holder :)